so I took this meme from glorify and I think it is vastly exciting

also everyone in ONTD wants to be bffs with my dad now, lol

but it's okay because my dad said he has to take me to Six Flags and to gokarts down the Cape so ummmmm daddy ilu and you're my bff

ANYWAYS, MEME,

(1) List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.) (after the top three they're not ordered anymore, it's too hard SO. keep that shit in mind)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos for said people.
(5) Tag five people!

( you know I couldn't resist )

you guys, I don't know what to do

my girlfriend Mariska Hargitay is in a movie called GAMBLER V about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (idk ok) and it's on the magical ghetto that is ~CHANNEL 15~ on Saturday at 7, but IT'S 4 HOURS LONG. Granted the movie isn't going to be like 4 straight hours because there will be commercials, but there is no way I can justify sitting in front of the tv for 4 hours.

Now, I am going home tomorrow, so I could DVR it, but I don't know when I'd get back to watch it. Why is life so complicated? WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO PULL US APART? OUR LOVE IS REAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

wow, there is a line and it's just been crossed. because that's not creepy at all. D:

/cryptic

coming down the steps saturday afternoon, i fell. i sprained my ankle and its all swollen now. the steps were brick and of course i stepped on the part where the brick was loose. it now looks like i have one cankle. my boss asked if i elevated it afterward. fuck no, i was on my way to a party. the tights i had on were pretty much ripped to shreds but i figured it made it that much easier to be ripped off later that night.

okay, i'm off to play super mario bros 3 on my nintendo.

When did Spencer Smith coin the phrase 'Brain Voice'?

I got a package from my exbf today (he told me it was coming, just not what was in it)... HOWEVER,

( LOOK WHAT WAS INSIDE )

technically I took this from washmymicrobus but populaces did it too.

post the names of 20 of your favorite musicians.
see who can guess which is your favorite song by each.
once someone guesses right, bold that row and include the song.

1. Aerosmith
2. Third Eye Blind
3. My Chemical Romance
4. Linkin Park
5. Miley Cyrus - "If We Were a Movie" - mathislife
6. The White Stripes
7. Daft Punk
8. Cascada
9. Tila Tequila
10. Captain Jack
11. Goo Goo Dolls
12. Stephen Lynch
13. Sarah Silverman
14. Haifa Wehbe
15. Aqua
16. Shakira
17. The All-American Rejects
18. Utada Hikaru
19. Coldplay
20. Blink-182

If you don't watch this today, you'll have to download it on iTunes



I've heard it's hilarious, I'll watch it later LOL

 

<edit>

Okay, yeah, it's funny as hell.  I want an animate icon that says, "The status is not quo."  And "The hammer is my penis."  

And "Crazy random happenstance!!!"

So, the Abbey Road thing was on Channel 4 HD last night and I have it on my Sky+. I've only seen Youtube of it, so....

Poll #1226511 Abbey Road - HQ Download
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Do you want me to do a 'HQ' download of Abbey Road

By HQ, I mean the usual 'noodles standard' where you can watch it it good resolution up to about 20inch monitor.


EDIT -
I mean, I need some persuading as well. I'd have to watch it AGAIN! With Ryan and his failbot 'can't play lead guitar AND remember to sing back up'ness, Jon and his inability to count vegetables, Spencer hitting himself in the nose with a drumstick and Brendon... well. Brendon being generally Brendonish.

My hubby has already had to sit through it twice (he likes the Spencer-stick-nose part). Once more COULD mean divorce.

Tell me WHY you want/need a HQ version of this? What's your favourite moment?

:)

thanks to crazy_clockwork's entry about who should play The Riddler in an upcoming Batman movie (if they ever use him), I have decided that Christopher Meloni needs to play him, and so far, everyone who has come across this idea agrees with me.



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you can't deny it

p.s. I have a new icon and I know you all like it, don't lie

today my dad told me that I am going to get the reputation of being a good looking girl with a scary father hahahahhahaha

we were hanging out in the ocean and this kid walked by (who was a severe SEVERE butterface) and he kept looking at me (my bikini top is padded, oh yes) and then at my dad and his muscles and his mustache and his Grim Reaper tattoo, and then my dad started laughing and turned around and told me this haha. my dad is A+

in other news, I have a stye on my eyelid. apparently they are normally under your eyelid but mine are magical and just sit on top of my eyelid, thank god. it's the second one I've gotten in a few months, but it's not as bad. it's just like a red bump, and it goes away in a few days. I think it's from sleeping face down on my bed tbh

OH YES, and speaking of eyes, MY DOG STEPPED DIRECTLY IN MY EYE SOCKET TODAY. I was laying face up playing with her and she climbs over me to get her toy I'm holding and puts her back foot square in my eye socket. omg I rolled over and covered my face and started flailing my legs lol. my mom had no idea what was going on so she was just whistling in the kitchen and Sam is staring at me, and I get up crying and walk into the kitchen and my mom is just like "lawl sup OMG WHAT DID SAM DO THIS TIME" because seriously any injury that involves crying is Sam related, like when she bashed into my lip and caused it to swell up. Except this one time my mom bashed her head on the cabinet and it started bleeding :( I was at the beach when it happened and when I came back she was all "oh where'd you go?" and I was just like "oh at the beach getting shells for Sam~ (she likes shells, idky, but then she cut her lip and got blood all over me, of course, so we had to get rid of them, stupid dog)" and my mom was like "oh I was yelling for you to check out my head but I'm ok now" so I look at her head and there's a cut like the size of an industrial staple, and it's all bloody :| I cleaned it off with a papertowel and she was fine but goddamn she must have battering rammed that cabinet, fr srs.
ANYWAYS BACK TO MY STORY, I checked my eyeball out in the mirror to make sure it was ok (I already did the preliminary OMG AM I BLIND??????????????????? check while I was laying on the ground on a stray pillow) and she came up and hugged me and decided that we are going to shun Sam. Which didn't really work all that well since my dad came home and fed her chicken, and then made fun of me for sitting next to her while I was supposedly shunning her. oh and luckily my ~stye~ is on the other eye, I think that would have sucked more if she stomped on it.

UMMMMMMMMMMM idk what else, I went boogie boarding today and yesterday because the waves are massive and its A+, then went out to dinner with my parents and got fat anddd now I'm watching American Psycho and Law&Order:SVU at the same time. I've seen this damn ep but the summary says "During the investigation, Benson has to try keeping Stabler from falling apart as his wife has left him." and I don't remember that part so OBVIOUSLY I NEED TO WATCH IT TO FIND OUT, but this is so annoying since this really isn't all that exciting an ep >:|

Edit:// thirty minutes into American Psycho; and I must say it is quite boring. I really hope more exciting things happen because so far... no thanks.

Edit 2:// 54 minutes and 17 seconds in, I CANNOT finish this movie, I am dying.

Shakira. Donde Estan Los Ladrones?
About ten years ago.
I still love it and listen to it regularly. I love grunge girl Shakira.

Ok guys, this is the first of two posts (because the though of coding and embedding 80+ shots made me weep)
I got barrier for the Astoria Panic show and managed to get some really good shots. I think of about 260 shots I took, you have the 30 or so that I really like here. I haven't watermarked these and they're all full-size but I'm quite proud of some of them so I'm asking you all to do the decent thing and credit me if you repost them and/or make them into icons. I know ownership is almost impossible to prove once photos have been uploaded but I wanted to share these so be respectful.

( cut )

tomorrow you get Glastonbury, the rest of the Astoria photos and my write-ups from both. Joy!